Desi Funny Jokes Shugal Chutkula May 8, 2012
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Punjabi Desi Jokes are the best and funniest desi jokes in Punjabi, short and sweet yet silly and crazy jokes.
Santa Banta Bulb Joke
Santa:oye eh bulb de ute bapu da nam Q likh riha h?
Banta:me apne bapu da nam roshan kar riha h,
jado bulb jalega taan nam roshan ho jauga.
Desi Doctor Joke in Punjabi
Santa: doctor eh phoolan di mala kis de lyi h?
Doctor:eh mera pehla operation h,
je thik hoya taan mere lyi, je thik nhi hoya taan tere lyi.
Funny Wife Desi Joke in Punjabi
Santa: nashe wich tu kon h?
Biwi: tusi apni biwi nu bhul gye?
Santa: nasha har gam nu bhula dinda h
Teacher Joke
Santa: bapu aaj teacher ik sawal puchiya jisda jawab bus mere kol si.
Bapu: sabas putt, sawal ki si?
Santa: eh blackboard gila kis ne kita.
Desi Teacher Joke in Punjabi
teacher: sukhe te badh wich jamin, asman da fark kiven h?
Santa:sukhe wich neta jamin te dora karde ne,
te badh wich asman te helicopter wich.
Punjabi Desi Joke
Santa: kutta kutte nu katda hai taan oh injection Q nhi lenda?
Banta:Q ki admi taan kutte nu kat ke badla nhi le skada,
lekin kutta kutte nu kat ke badla le linda h.
Santa Banta Biwi Punjabi Joke
Santa te biwi badi der toh lar rahe si.
Banta:gal ki hai, tusi eni der toh lar rahe ho?
Santa:eni der ho gyi hun gal thodi yad rahegi.
Funny Joke
Santa:tenu pta h ke me kini mehnat kar ke niche toh upper aya haan?
Banta:pehla tu jutte palis karde si, hun sir te malis.
Desi Wife Joke in Punjabi
Santa:sise de samne akhan band kar ke khadiya si.
Biwi: eh ki kar rahe ho?
Santa: me vekh riha haan,
ke akhan band kar k kiho jiha dikhda haan
Desi Joke in Punjabi
Santa: yar aaj pehli var alarm naal meri ankhan khuliyan.
Banta:oh kiven?
Santa:meri biwi ne alarm mere sir tu shut ke mariya
Desi Joke
Santa:yar me apni gf nu koi gift dena h, ki dvan?
Banta:sone di ring de de.
Santa: yar koi vdi jihi cheez deni h?
Banta: te pher MRF da tire fra de.
Punjabi Desi Joke
Santa:ik side te be ke ro riha si.
Banta:ro Q riha h?
Santa:ik kudi nu bhulan di kosish kar riha haan.
Banta:fer ron di ki lor h?
Santa:yar jisnu bhulna h, usda nam yad nhi aa riha.
Desi Santa Banta Joke
Santa: mainu lagda hai us kudi nu ucha sunda h?
Banta: oh kiven?
Santa: me usnu kiha i love u,
te oh kehndi me kal hi nvi sandel khridi ne.
Car Desi Joke
Santa banta car wich bomb fit kar rhe si.
Banta: je fat gya taan?
Santa: koi gal nhi mere kol ik hor h.
Santa Banta Desi Joke
Santa: mainu kal saari rat nind nhi ayi.
Banta: Q?
Santa: sari rat me sapne wich vekhda riha,
ke me jag riha haan.
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