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Rajnikanth Jokes January 22, 2013

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All new series of Rajnikanth:

Rajnikanth was shot today… Tomorrow is
the bullet`s funeral !

Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan’via
Bluetooth’!

When Rajni was a student, teachers used
to bunk classes !

Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with a
compass !

Rajnikanth knows who let the dogs out !!

Rajnikanth`s pulse is measured in Richter
scale!

The new Rupee symbol is actually
Rajnikanth`s signature !!!

When God watched Robot, he said,”Oh my
Rajnikanth !”

Rajnikanth has a statue of Madame
Tussauds at his house!!

Rajnikanth is the secret of Boost`s
energy;

and Complan is a Rajnikanth boy !

Rajnikanth participated in 100m race,
obviously he came first, but
Einstein died watching that since Light
came second !!

Rajnikant can produce fire by rubbing 2 ice
cubes..

Rajnikant runs until treadmil gets tired..

In the back cover of”WORLD RECORD
BOOKS”its written..all records are held by
rajnikant..list -ed names are second in
place..

Rajnikant accepted facebook’s frend
request…

Desi Funny Jokes Shugal Chutkula May 8, 2012

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Punjabi Desi Jokes are the best and funniest desi jokes in Punjabi, short and sweet yet silly and crazy jokes.

Santa Banta Bulb Joke
Santa:oye eh bulb de ute bapu da nam Q likh riha h?
Banta:me apne bapu da nam roshan kar riha h,
jado bulb jalega taan nam roshan ho jauga.

Desi Doctor Joke in Punjabi
Santa: doctor eh phoolan di mala kis de lyi h?
Doctor:eh mera pehla operation h,
je thik hoya taan mere lyi, je thik nhi hoya taan tere lyi.

Funny Wife Desi Joke in Punjabi
Santa: nashe wich tu kon h?
Biwi: tusi apni biwi nu bhul gye?
Santa: nasha har gam nu bhula dinda h

Teacher Joke
Santa: bapu aaj teacher ik sawal puchiya jisda jawab bus mere kol si.
Bapu: sabas putt, sawal ki si?
Santa: eh blackboard gila kis ne kita.

Desi Teacher Joke in Punjabi
teacher: sukhe te badh wich jamin, asman da fark kiven h?
Santa:sukhe wich neta jamin te dora karde ne,
te badh wich asman te helicopter wich.

Punjabi Desi Joke
Santa: kutta kutte nu katda hai taan oh injection Q nhi lenda?
Banta:Q ki admi taan kutte nu kat ke badla nhi le skada,
lekin kutta kutte nu kat ke badla le linda h.

Santa Banta Biwi Punjabi Joke
Santa te biwi badi der toh lar rahe si.
Banta:gal ki hai, tusi eni der toh lar rahe ho?
Santa:eni der ho gyi hun gal thodi yad rahegi.

Funny Joke
Santa:tenu pta h ke me kini mehnat kar ke niche toh upper aya haan?
Banta:pehla tu jutte palis karde si, hun sir te malis.

Desi Wife Joke in Punjabi
Santa:sise de samne akhan band kar ke khadiya si.
Biwi: eh ki kar rahe ho?
Santa: me vekh riha haan,
ke akhan band kar k kiho jiha dikhda haan

Desi Joke in Punjabi
Santa: yar aaj pehli var alarm naal meri ankhan khuliyan.
Banta:oh kiven?
Santa:meri biwi ne alarm mere sir tu shut ke mariya

Desi Joke
Santa:yar me apni gf nu koi gift dena h, ki dvan?
Banta:sone di ring de de.
Santa: yar koi vdi jihi cheez deni h?
Banta: te pher MRF da tire fra de.

Punjabi Desi Joke
Santa:ik side te be ke ro riha si.
Banta:ro Q riha h?
Santa:ik kudi nu bhulan di kosish kar riha haan.
Banta:fer ron di ki lor h?
Santa:yar jisnu bhulna h, usda nam yad nhi aa riha.

Desi Santa Banta Joke
Santa: mainu lagda hai us kudi nu ucha sunda h?
Banta: oh kiven?
Santa: me usnu kiha i love u,
te oh kehndi me kal hi nvi sandel khridi ne.

Car Desi Joke
Santa banta car wich bomb fit kar rhe si.
Banta: je fat gya taan?
Santa: koi gal nhi mere kol ik hor h.

Santa Banta Desi Joke
Santa: mainu kal saari rat nind nhi ayi.
Banta: Q?
Santa: sari rat me sapne wich vekhda riha,
ke me jag riha haan.

Top 100 Funny Facebook Status Updates, Quotes & Sayings April 29, 2012

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  • decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!
  • One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and too stubborn to ask for directions.
  • When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?
  • I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
  • Whats the worst thing to do to a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet..
  • X is color blind and trying to solve a rubiks cube… This could take a while.
  • X is the girl next door…if you live next door to a whore house.
  • What is fat, ginger and pregnant? Nothing..
  • slept like a baby last night…. Waking up every 3 hours crying for food.
  • wanted to kill the sexiest person alive…But suicide’s a crime.
  • X is proud of herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years.
  • People say that love is in every corner……gosh! maybe i’m moving in circles..
  • Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?
  • Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
  • WARNING: Objects in mirror are fatter than they appear.
  • ║▌║█║▌║▌││║▌║█║▌│║▌║█║▌║▌││║▌║ *ZAP* *BEEP* Price: $7.95
  • Dear Santa, let me explain…
  • I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.
  • My wife said I’m too immature and if I don’t grow up it’s going to erect a barrier between us. Ha ha ha, erect.
  • If guys had periods, they’d brag about the size of their tampons.
  • Make love, not war. Hell, do both. Get married.
  • Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.
  • Statistically, 132% of all people exaggerate.
  • Statistically 5/4 of people have trouble with fractions.
  • ٩(•̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶
  • _̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡
  • if only life came with a ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP
  • scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal today’s status.
  • ̿̿̿ ̿’ ̿’̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ this is a stick-up… give me ALL yo [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]!
  • Some people come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives & make us wanna leave footprints on their face.
  • The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary.
  • Boys are like baby diapers when they get to be filled with shit they are thrown to be replaced.
  • i’ve yet to meet a woman who got pregnant from swallowing.
  • Cut here —————–✄———————-
  • Me and my wife are inseparable. Sometimes, it takes three or four people to pull us apart.
  • I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
  • People who write diet books live off the fat of the land.
  • Dance like no one’s going to put it on YouTube.
  • Doctors waiting room needs some music. And better lighting. And more women. And a pole in the middle of the room. And a buffet.
  • Best Friends Listen to what you dont say.
  • Just wanted to let you know that you are my BFBFF… Best Facebook Friend Forever..
  • So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.
  • X thinks that Facebook is the compost heap for my brain.
  • Yes, I know how to shut up. I just don’t know when.
  • You miss 100 percent of the shots u never take.
  • Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhhhh its a secret.
  • I use to be great at wordplay. Once a pun a time.
  • Sometimes? Late at night? I rearrange traffic signs. People need to be challenged.
  • I guess if you spoke your mind, you’d be speechless, huh?
  • X thinks that 100-calorie packs have just enough cookies to piss me off!!
  • Alcohol does NOT make you fat…it makes you lean…against tables,chairs,walls, floors and ….Ugly people!!!
  • what has two ears and cant hear? —————–.> GRANDPA
  • I’m not a racer….But i can fly.
  • press the star below and watch it glow 150+ Funny Facebook Status Updates
  • ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ click star then up arrow to left to reveal status.
  • Condoms are just like parents…they are there to protect you, but usually it’s more fun when they’re not around.
  • Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant.
  • X is wondering why Facebook bothers to give the option of “liking” my own comment? Of course I like my own comments. I’m awesome..
  • Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.
  • I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.
  • X just received a coupon in the mail: Buy one sock, get one FREE! While socks last.
  • X believes that if you tell your boss what you really think of him, the truth will set you free.
  • ¡ǝɯıʇ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ ǝsn puɐ puɐʇspuɐɥ ɐ op ʎןןɐuıɟ uɐɔ
  • Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
  • oh I’m sorry! i didn’t realise you were giving me a dirty look…i just thought you were ugly like that all the time!!
  • wants to merge MySpace, Facebook, YouTube and Twitter and call it: MY FACE YOU TWIT.
  • X says don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
  • Is anyone going to put anything funny on here?????
  • If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.
  • eat eat and eat….but don’t eat my brain.
  • I married my wife for her looks. But not the ones she’s been giving me lately!
  • a guy knocked on my door today asking for a donation for the local primary school’s pool. I went away and came back with a cup of water….. Is that wrong?
  • ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
  • All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married, that’s their own fault.
  • too cool for school.
  • trying to think of clever things to say after inhaling from a helium balloon.
  • the kid next door’s imaginary friend.
  • –^v–^v–^v–^v-_____^v–^v–^v– For a second there, I was bored to death.
  • definitely not watching what not to wear.
  • forcing my dog to learn how to google.
  • kissing a girl and may or may not be liking it.
  • Got out of jury duty by prefacing every answer with “according to the prophecy”
  • X is Loading ████████████ 99%
  • Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?
  • U have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have? Stop counting smart one. Fish cant Drown.
  • X went to the book store earlier to buy a ‘Where’s Wally’ book. When I got there, I couldn’t find the book anywhere. Well played Wally, well played.
  • Hi, my name is Damimeve. The ‘mime’ is silent.
  • I’ve always wondered if film directors wake up screaming “CUT! CUT! CUUUUUT!” when they have nightmares.
  • In an interview, “I can multitask housework with facebook!”
  • X is coloring on your wall! ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>
  • never judges a book by its cover. She uses the paragraph on the back, it tells you what the story is about.
  • a day late and a dollar short.
  • Insert coin to view my status message.
  • If somebody offers you a lifetime supply of candy and there is just one piece, don’t eat it: It’s probably poison.
  • We have so much in common. You want to travel,I want you to go .
  • happy that you finally broke up with that slut. Now I can tell you VIA facebook update that I boinked her.
  • seen pictures of you naked on the internet.
  • remembers the day when blackberry and apple were just fruit.
  • > $20 in my bank acct. Drinks on you home.
  • 20/20 hearing!

More..

Boy: So, sex at my place?
Girl: Yah!
Boy: OK, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother and he thinks we’re making sandwiches so this is the code. Cheese= Faster. Tomato= Harder.
Girl: OK?
~Later~
…Girl: CHEESE CHEESE TOMATO CHEESE!
Brother: Stop making sandwiches! You’re getting mayo all over my bed!

I know the world isn’t going 2 end in 2012 cuz my yogurt expires in 2013!

I like to name my ipod ‘Titanic’ so when it says ‘Syncing Titanic’ i click cancel and it makes me feel like a hero.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber And a Snickers bar? A snIckers bar has nuts.

Hello everyone. Look at your status, now back to mine, now back to yours, now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like

Is wondering if you can grow marijuana on Farmville then sell it on Mafia Wars?

I love it when my computer says ” are you sure you want to continue unprotected ”

Roses are redish, Violets are blueish, if it weren’t for Christmas, we would all be Jewish!

why do we need school???
music~we have YouTube for that.
Spanish ~i watch Dora.
English ~everything is shortened anyway (brb,idk,lol).
geography~i will buy a globe.
history~they are all dead anyway.
math~that is why we have the calculator.
spelling~we have spell check on the computer.

People make the world go around but at some point don’t you wish it were flat so all the idiots would keep walking and never come back?

NEVER trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes.

I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, “Hello?” As if the bad guy is gonna be like, “Yeah, I`m in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?”

“how do you spell gay?”
“g.a.y?”
“noooo! j.u.s.t.i.n b.i.e.b.e.r!” (;

what’s the difference between puberty & a water bottle? a water bottle hit Justin Bieber first! (;

Going to McDonalds for salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

Roses are Red, Nuts are brown, Skirts go Up, Pants go Down, Body to Body, Skin to Skin, When it is Stiff, Stick it In, The Longer its In, The stronger it Gets, It goes in Dry, Comes out Wet, It comes out dripping,and it starts to Sag, Its not what you Think …its a Teabag xD

Mrs. Bin Laden just updated her Facebook status to single.

Sometimes your Knight in shinning armour is just an idiot wrapped in tinfoil.

We guys have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see us without an erection, make us a sandwich ! 150+ Funny Facebook Status Updates

Me and my mom were shopping for new Cd’s and she asked me..
Mom: honey, Who’s your favorite artist?
Me: Eminem
Mom: The candy?
Me: no the rapper
Mom:What’s so special good about Candy Wrappers?

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrehea…does that mean one person enjoys it?

status: I can’t log into facebook 150+ Funny Facebook Status Updates

A bug just landed on my computer screen and my first reaction was on try and scare it away with the curser

*BLOND GOES TO THE DOCTOR TO FIND OUT IF SHE IS PREGNENT*
Doctor: your pregnent
Blond: *smiles* 150+ Funny Facebook Status Updates
Doctor: your having twins
Blond: *crys*
Doctor: is’ant that good?
Blond: i dont know who the father is for the other baby
Doctor: LUCKY IM A BRUNETTE !!!!!!!

Did you know in Japan girls keep their phones on vibrate and put them down their crotch? Don’t feel bad if they don’t answer. It means they’re busy 150+ Funny Facebook Status Updates All i want to know is, where can i get a number? 150+ Funny Facebook Status Updates

Your make-up looks so pretty:) lol jk it looks like a crayola raped your face!!!

My friends status said, “standing on the edge of a cliff :/”…so i poked him.

Have you ever looked at someone and thought to yourself “Dude, that’s the sperm that won???”

Sometimes i fill up my blow up doll with helium so its playing hard to get.

i know three facts about you, one you can’t say M without your lips touching, two your trying it now and you look like an idiot alien, three now your smiling

Guy: Did It Hurt?
Chick: Did What Hurt?
Guy: When you fell from…
Chick: Heaven Awww :’)
Guy: No, when you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down!!
Chick: ……….
Guy: Hahaha BITCH!!

Sorry, Ke$ha the party dont stop till I walk in.

Last Night I Dreamt I was Eating A Giant Marshmallow……..When I Woke Up My Pillow Was Gone.

How much coke has Charlie Sheen done?……………enough to kill 2 1/2 men….

I love how justin bieber can hit high notes but not puberty!

Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours, belongs in the zoo, don’t be mad, i’ll be there, not in the cage, but laughing at you.

Relationships are like Tom & Jerry: They tease each other, knock down each other, irritate each other, but can’t live without each other.

I WISH i could be a status, so you could LIKE me .

I tried to log on to Facebook. It said, “Cookies are required to operate.” I thought to myself, “Me too, Facebook. Me too.”

Justin bieber: DAD DAD i just had sex
Justin biebers dad: REALY!!!1 THATS SOO AWESOME SON
Justin bieber: i just have one question
J B’s dad: Whats that?
Justin bieber: when will my arse stop hurting
J B;s dad: -.- …

A divorced man walks over to his ex-wifes new hubby n asked…so how does it feel enjoying 2nd hand goods?..Doesn’t bother me,he responds..actually once u get past the 1st 3 inches, the rest is all brand new.

I wonder what will happen if Steve Jobs dies…. His tombstone may read – iDead…

Got into a fight with my alarm clock this morning it wanted me to wake up i disagreed now the alarms broken and im wide awake…not sure who won.

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was “You’ll never find anyone like me again!” I’m thinking, “I should hope not! If I don’t want you, why would I want someone like you.

A kid got bad marks in his test, he showed his test to his mom. His mom said ” what is this”? He answered teachers star stickers were finished so she gave me a full moon!!!

Please copy and paste this to your status if you know someone, or have been affected by someone who needs a punch in the face. People who need a punch in the face affect the lives of many. There is still no known cure for someone who deserves a punch in the face, except for a punch in the face. But we can still raise awareness!

One day a chicken croxed the road and met james bond and said whats your name?? ….bond james bond… whats yours??..ken chick ken!

Behind every great woman is a man looking at her ass!

I’d rather Cry over cuts & stitches. not sluts & bitches !

Don’t ever laugh in the bathroom it will make people think ur playing with yourself

Luck is blind – Funny Pic March 18, 2012

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It’s tough to be a CEO. March 18, 2012

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Hilarious Short Jokes January 13, 2012

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Once in an insane asylum an inmate screamed out I am George Washington. “How do you know?” someone asked. The inmate answered , “because G-D told me.” Just then a scream came out from another room “I did not.”

 

I overheard a father yelling at his toddler who refused to sit still in the shopping cart “If you fall down and break your leg don’t come running to me.”

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

“Where’s my tractor?”

Why did they bury the Indian on the hill?

Because he was dead.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One says, “Does it feel hot in here to you?” The other one says, “Holy shit, a talking muffin!”

(…and a few German jokes)

A man walks into a bar. He’s an alcoholic that neglects his family.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge?

Because she was depressed.

 

What did the sushi say to the bee?

Wasa…bi?

(all in the delivery)
___

Why do ducks have flat feet?

 

Series jokes:

Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it.

Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A: Tame way, unique up on it.
—–

Q: What did the buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
A: Make me one with everything.

(part 2) – The hot dog vendor gives him the dog and the buddhist gives him a $20.
Buddhist – Hey, where’s my change?
Vendor – Change must come from within.

 

More of a silly brainteaser than a joke, but excellent for text:

– C M puppies?
– M R not puppies!
– S M R! C M P N?
– L I B! M R puppies!

 
This is great. My husband and I have different work and sleep schedules that lately have become diametrically opposed. I’m definitely keeping this thread as a reference.

I’ll add a joke or two to make this answer more helpful.

How do you shoot a blue elephant?
With a blue elephant gun.

Followup: How do you shoot a pink elephant?
Hold its nose until turns blue, and then shoot it with the blue elephant gun.

And, my personal favorite:

Why did the frog cross the road?
He was stapled to the chicken.

To stamp out forest fires.

(pause…follow with:)

Why do elephants have flat feet?

To stamp out burning ducks.
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Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where ever you left it.


“Put it on my bill”

“The Aristocrats!”

“Why the long face?”

*joke not included

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Top 10 Funny Quotes Wallpapers November 18, 2011

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Top 10 Funny Movies in Year 2011 August 23, 2011

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10: Diary of a Wimpy Kid – Rodrick Rules:

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Another movie for young kids, Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules is a sequel to 2010 movie Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Zachary Gordon reprises his role of Greg Heffley along with Robert Capron, Devon Bostick and Rachel Harris.

9: Gnomeo and Juliet:

Gnomeo Juliet Top 10 Most Funny Movies in 2011   2012

Gnomeo and Juliet is an animated comedy film based on William Shakespeare’s play Romeo and Juliet. The voice of this film is provided by James McAvoy and Jason Statham. This is perfect kid’s movie and also one the funniest film of 2011.

8. No Strings Attached:

No Strings Attached Top 10 Most Funny Movies in 2011   2012

Ashton Kutcher paired with Natalie Portman in this romantic comedy film in which they both made agreement of having a casual sex without falling in love.

7. Your Highness:

Your Highness Top 10 Most Funny Movies in 2011   2012

Your Highness is fantasy comedy movie starring Academy Award winner Natalie Portman, Academy Award Nominee James Franco, Danny McBride and Rasmus Hardiker. The revolves around the two brother Thadeous( McBride) and Fabious(Franco) who are very lazy warriors.

6. The Dilemma:

The Dilemma Top 10 Most Funny Movies in 2011   2012

The Dilemma is also one of the must watch funny movie of 2011 starring Vince Vaughn, Kevin James, Winona Ryder, Jennifer Conelly, Queen Latifah and Channing Tatum.

5. Hall Pass:

Hall Pass Top 10 Most Funny Movies in 2011   2012

Owen Wilson teams up Jason Sudeikis in Hall Pass and are given week off from their marriage by their wives to do what ever they want in one week. Hall Pass is very good comedy movie for the adult audience and one the funniest in 2011.

4. Just Go With It:

Just Go with It Top 10 Most Funny Movies in 2011   2012

Once again Adam Sandler delivered the comedy film that will make u laugh continuously for 2 hours. This film also stars Jennifer Aniston and Brooklyn Decker and it is a must watch comedy film of 2011.

3. The Hangover 2:

Hangover Part2 Top 10 Most Funny Movies in 2011   2012

Well they are back. After shaking Las Vegas upside down, they are kicking it at Bangkok for Stu’s wedding. This crazy and funny ride features all the actors from 1st part with Jamie Chung being the new entry.

2. Rio:

Rio Top 10 Most Funny Movies in 2011   2012

Another computer animated movie which is also one of the funniest movies of 2011. The movie follows a adventure of two last remaining species of macaw Blu voiced by Jesse Eisenberg and Jewel voiced by Anne Hathaway. It is a comedy film if you want to watch with the family.

1. Rango:

Rango Top 10 Most Funny Movies in 2011   2012

A computer animated film tells the story of a pet chameleon named Rango voiced by Johnny Depp who accidentally ends up in a Mojave Desert. This movie is full of fun and comic sequence that will make you engage for atleast 2 hours.

Top 10 Creative Art Funny Pictures June 30, 2011

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All time favorite Sex Quotes October 13, 2010

Posted by Amy in Silly Quotes.
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1. “You know ‘that look’ women get when they want sex? Me neither.” ~ Steve Martin
2. “My girlfriend always laughs during sex, no matter what she’s reading.” ~ Steve Jobs
3. “Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.” ~ Camille Paglia
4. “Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.” ~ Woody Allen
5. “Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.” ~ Rodney Dangerfield
6. “Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.” ~ Billy Crystal
7. “I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.” ~ Tom Clancy
8. “Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.” ~ Rod Stewart
9. “Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.” ~ Robin Williams
10. “See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.” ~ Robin Williams

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