Funny Quotes Sayings November 9, 2007
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| All your base are belong to us
May the smile on your face Come straight from your heart Never forget what a man says to you when he is angry Maybe this world is another planet’s hell A friend is someone who is there for you when he’d rather be somewhere else Life is what happens while you’re busy making other plans |
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Most good judgement comes from experience.
Most experience comes from bad judgement.
You can’t cheat an honest man
One slip, and down the hole we fall
It seems to take no time at all
Does the noise in my head bother you?
I know a million ways
To always pick the wrong thing to say
I must be an acrobat
To talk like this and act like that
Every rose has its thorn.
Sister Luck is screaming somebody else’s name
It’s no secret that a friend is someone who lets you help
It’s no secret that a liar won’t believe in anyone elser
| “I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by.” - Douglas Adams. “Unus, sed leo!” [One, but a lion!] - Aisopos (Fabulae 194). “»Stay« is a charming word in a friend’s vocabulary.” - Bronson Allcott. “Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.” - Dave Barry. |
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“Committee – a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.”
- M. Berle.
“Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.”
- George Burns.
“An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less.”
- Nicholas Murray Butler.
“Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.”
- W.C. Fields.
“When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they’re going?”
- Douglas Gauck.
“If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars.”
- J.P. Getty.
“When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.”
- Matt Groening.
“I’m gonna live forever, or die trying.”
- Joseph Heller (Catch 22).
“Girls are like pianos. When they’re not upright, they’re grand.”
- Benny Hill.
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