Jokes Quotes September 9, 2007
Posted by amty in Jokes.Tags: Funny, Jokes, Quotes, Sayings, Silly
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“We all get heavier as we get older because there’s a lot more information in our heads.”
–Vlade Divac, NBA basketball player
“Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean.” .
basepall player Pedro Guerrero on reporters
“We’ve been working on the basics because, basically, we’ve been having trouble with the basics.” .
Bob Ojeda, baseball pitcher
“The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.”
Yogi Berra, baseball catcher and manager
“Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win.”
– Doug Collins, basketball commentator
“The only reason we’re 7-0 is because we’ve won all seven of our games.”
–David Garcia
“We have only one person to blame, and that’s each other.”
–Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a brawl.
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