Rajnikanth Jokes January 22, 2013Posted by Ahmad in Jokes.
Tags: Bluetooth, Complan, God, india, Madame Tussauds, Pakistan, Rajinikanth, Rajni, Rajnikanth
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All new series of Rajnikanth:
Rajnikanth was shot today… Tomorrow is
the bullet`s funeral !
Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan’via
When Rajni was a student, teachers used
to bunk classes !
Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with a
Rajnikanth knows who let the dogs out !!
Rajnikanth`s pulse is measured in Richter
The new Rupee symbol is actually
Rajnikanth`s signature !!!
When God watched Robot, he said,”Oh my
Rajnikanth has a statue of Madame
Tussauds at his house!!
Rajnikanth is the secret of Boost`s
and Complan is a Rajnikanth boy !
Rajnikanth participated in 100m race,
obviously he came first, but
Einstein died watching that since Light
came second !!
Rajnikant can produce fire by rubbing 2 ice
Rajnikant runs until treadmil gets tired..
In the back cover of”WORLD RECORD
BOOKS”its written..all records are held by
rajnikant..list -ed names are second in
Rajnikant accepted facebook’s frend
Desi Funny Jokes Shugal Chutkula May 8, 2012Posted by Ahmad in Jokes.
Tags: Bapu, Christmas, Chutkula, Desi Jokes, fun, Funny, haha, humor, joke, lol, Recreation, Santa, Santa Claus, Shugal, Teacher
Punjabi Desi Jokes are the best and funniest desi jokes in Punjabi, short and sweet yet silly and crazy jokes.
Santa Banta Bulb Joke
Santa:oye eh bulb de ute bapu da nam Q likh riha h?
Banta:me apne bapu da nam roshan kar riha h,
jado bulb jalega taan nam roshan ho jauga.
Desi Doctor Joke in Punjabi
Santa: doctor eh phoolan di mala kis de lyi h?
Doctor:eh mera pehla operation h,
je thik hoya taan mere lyi, je thik nhi hoya taan tere lyi.
Funny Wife Desi Joke in Punjabi
Santa: nashe wich tu kon h?
Biwi: tusi apni biwi nu bhul gye?
Santa: nasha har gam nu bhula dinda h
Santa: bapu aaj teacher ik sawal puchiya jisda jawab bus mere kol si.
Bapu: sabas putt, sawal ki si?
Santa: eh blackboard gila kis ne kita.
Desi Teacher Joke in Punjabi
teacher: sukhe te badh wich jamin, asman da fark kiven h?
Santa:sukhe wich neta jamin te dora karde ne,
te badh wich asman te helicopter wich.
Punjabi Desi Joke
Santa: kutta kutte nu katda hai taan oh injection Q nhi lenda?
Banta:Q ki admi taan kutte nu kat ke badla nhi le skada,
lekin kutta kutte nu kat ke badla le linda h.
Santa Banta Biwi Punjabi Joke
Santa te biwi badi der toh lar rahe si.
Banta:gal ki hai, tusi eni der toh lar rahe ho?
Santa:eni der ho gyi hun gal thodi yad rahegi.
Santa:tenu pta h ke me kini mehnat kar ke niche toh upper aya haan?
Banta:pehla tu jutte palis karde si, hun sir te malis.
Desi Wife Joke in Punjabi
Santa:sise de samne akhan band kar ke khadiya si.
Biwi: eh ki kar rahe ho?
Santa: me vekh riha haan,
ke akhan band kar k kiho jiha dikhda haan
Desi Joke in Punjabi
Santa: yar aaj pehli var alarm naal meri ankhan khuliyan.
Santa:meri biwi ne alarm mere sir tu shut ke mariya
Santa:yar me apni gf nu koi gift dena h, ki dvan?
Banta:sone di ring de de.
Santa: yar koi vdi jihi cheez deni h?
Banta: te pher MRF da tire fra de.
Punjabi Desi Joke
Santa:ik side te be ke ro riha si.
Banta:ro Q riha h?
Santa:ik kudi nu bhulan di kosish kar riha haan.
Banta:fer ron di ki lor h?
Santa:yar jisnu bhulna h, usda nam yad nhi aa riha.
Desi Santa Banta Joke
Santa: mainu lagda hai us kudi nu ucha sunda h?
Banta: oh kiven?
Santa: me usnu kiha i love u,
te oh kehndi me kal hi nvi sandel khridi ne.
Car Desi Joke
Santa banta car wich bomb fit kar rhe si.
Banta: je fat gya taan?
Santa: koi gal nhi mere kol ik hor h.
Santa Banta Desi Joke
Santa: mainu kal saari rat nind nhi ayi.
Santa: sari rat me sapne wich vekhda riha,
ke me jag riha haan.
Luck is blind – Funny Pic March 18, 2012Posted by Ahmad in Funny Pictures.
Tags: Blindness, Conditions and Diseases, Eye Disorders, Funny, Funny Pictures, Health, humor, Pic, Pictures, Programming, Sun
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Luck is blind – Funny Pic
It’s tough to be a CEO. March 18, 2012Posted by Ahmad in Funny Pictures.
Tags: fun, fun.pic, Funny Pic, Funny Pictures, haha, hehe, lol
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Hilarious Short Jokes January 13, 2012Posted by Ahmad in Jokes.
Tags: collection, fun, Funny, Hilarious, Hilarious Short Jokes, humor, joke, Short Jokes, SMS Jokes
Once in an insane asylum an inmate screamed out I am George Washington. “How do you know?” someone asked. The inmate answered , “because G-D told me.” Just then a scream came out from another room “I did not.”
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
“Where’s my tractor?”
Why did they bury the Indian on the hill?
Because he was dead.
Two muffins are baking in an oven. One says, “Does it feel hot in here to you?” The other one says, “Holy shit, a talking muffin!”
(…and a few German jokes)
A man walks into a bar. He’s an alcoholic that neglects his family.
Why did the blonde jump off the bridge?
Because she was depressed.
What did the sushi say to the bee?
(all in the delivery)
Why do ducks have flat feet?
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it.
Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A: Tame way, unique up on it.
Q: What did the buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
A: Make me one with everything.
(part 2) – The hot dog vendor gives him the dog and the buddhist gives him a $20.
Buddhist – Hey, where’s my change?
Vendor – Change must come from within.
More of a silly brainteaser than a joke, but excellent for text:
- C M puppies?
- M R not puppies!
- S M R! C M P N?
- L I B! M R puppies!
I’ll add a joke or two to make this answer more helpful.
How do you shoot a blue elephant?
With a blue elephant gun.
Followup: How do you shoot a pink elephant?
Hold its nose until turns blue, and then shoot it with the blue elephant gun.
And, my personal favorite:
Why did the frog cross the road?
He was stapled to the chicken.
To stamp out forest fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where ever you left it.
“Put it on my bill”
“Why the long face?”
*joke not included
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Top 10 Funny Quotes Wallpapers November 18, 2011Posted by Ahmad in Funny Pictures.
Tags: 10, fun, Funny, funny pics, Funny Pictures, Funny Quotes, Funny Quotes Wallpapers, funny wallpaper, pics, Quotes, top, Top 10, Wallpapers
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Many Funny Quotes wallpapers
Top 10 Funny Movies in Year 2011 August 23, 2011Posted by Ahmad in Funny Clips / Videos.
Tags: 2011, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, fun, Funny, Funny Movies, Funny Movies in 2011, Gnomeo and Juliet, Hall Pass, Just Go With It, movie, No Strings Attached, Rango, Rio, The Dilemma, The Hangover 2, top, Top 10, Top funny Movies, Year, Your Highness
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10: Diary of a Wimpy Kid – Rodrick Rules:
Another movie for young kids, Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules is a sequel to 2010 movie Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Zachary Gordon reprises his role of Greg Heffley along with Robert Capron, Devon Bostick and Rachel Harris.
9: Gnomeo and Juliet:
Gnomeo and Juliet is an animated comedy film based on William Shakespeare’s play Romeo and Juliet. The voice of this film is provided by James McAvoy and Jason Statham. This is perfect kid’s movie and also one the funniest film of 2011.
8. No Strings Attached:
Ashton Kutcher paired with Natalie Portman in this romantic comedy film in which they both made agreement of having a casual sex without falling in love.
7. Your Highness:
Your Highness is fantasy comedy movie starring Academy Award winner Natalie Portman, Academy Award Nominee James Franco, Danny McBride and Rasmus Hardiker. The revolves around the two brother Thadeous( McBride) and Fabious(Franco) who are very lazy warriors.
6. The Dilemma:
The Dilemma is also one of the must watch funny movie of 2011 starring Vince Vaughn, Kevin James, Winona Ryder, Jennifer Conelly, Queen Latifah and Channing Tatum.
5. Hall Pass:
Owen Wilson teams up Jason Sudeikis in Hall Pass and are given week off from their marriage by their wives to do what ever they want in one week. Hall Pass is very good comedy movie for the adult audience and one the funniest in 2011.
4. Just Go With It:
Once again Adam Sandler delivered the comedy film that will make u laugh continuously for 2 hours. This film also stars Jennifer Aniston and Brooklyn Decker and it is a must watch comedy film of 2011.
3. The Hangover 2:
Well they are back. After shaking Las Vegas upside down, they are kicking it at Bangkok for Stu’s wedding. This crazy and funny ride features all the actors from 1st part with Jamie Chung being the new entry.
Another computer animated movie which is also one of the funniest movies of 2011. The movie follows a adventure of two last remaining species of macaw Blu voiced by Jesse Eisenberg and Jewel voiced by Anne Hathaway. It is a comedy film if you want to watch with the family.
A computer animated film tells the story of a pet chameleon named Rango voiced by Johnny Depp who accidentally ends up in a Mojave Desert. This movie is full of fun and comic sequence that will make you engage for atleast 2 hours.